Fifty Shades of Beige

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Step aside billionaires, and make room for Chadwick “Chad” Candleton—CEO of ScentsaLife™, a “totally legitimate” multi-level candle empire where success smells like artificially-infused lilac and mild tax fraud.

When earnest business major Ashleigh Flanagan agrees to interview the elusive Candleton for her community college newsletter Entreprenow, she doesn’t expect to be pulled into his beige-hued world of power scents, passive income, and pyramid-shaped business models (literally—he holds meetings inside a scented pyramid).

As Chadwick woos her with spreadsheets, awkward candle demonstrations, and power stares across tealight-lit boardrooms, Ashleigh finds herself torn between the promise of “financial freedom” and the increasingly suspicious requirement to purchase 40 units of Spiced Cranberry Obsession every month.

Will Ashleigh succumb to the waxy glow of economic manipulation? Or will she flip the script and ignite her own future?

💸 MLMs. 🔥 Candles. 🪞Self-reflection.
You’ve never smelled satire like this before.

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