Harold Plotter and the Wi-Fi of Wobblewarts

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Welcome to Wobblewarts Online School of Basic Magical Aptitude, where spells crash, professors freeze mid-sentence, and your wand doubles as a USB stick (when it isn’t overheating). If you’ve ever tried to attend a Zoom meeting in rural Wisconsin on dial-up, congratulations—you’re already more qualified than most students here.

Meet Harold Plotter, a completely ordinary orphan who lives under a staircase and gets accepted into a magical school via pop-up ad. (Totally legit, right?) Along with his laggy ginger bestie Ronnie Wuzzly, a know-it-all girl genius Hermyown’y Dangerzone, and a suspiciously wealthy nemesis Drakko Laggboy, Harold must survive corrupted spell files, digital broomstick crashes, and a mysterious evil administrator known only as “The One Who Must Not Be Clicked.”

📶 Spells don’t load. Professors don’t unmute. And nothing—not even the enchanted CAPTCHA riddles—makes any sense. But by golly, Harold’s going to save the day… or at least remember his password this time.

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